What a wonderful day to end your life!
Your boss fired you. Your wife left you. The fridge is empty, you have no friends, and your only necktie looks awful. The only way out is the sweet embrace of the Grim Reaper.

Relieve the poor protagonist of his miserable existence in this old-school point and click misadventure game! Gather and combine objects to unlock all possible endings, or die trying!

What you'll get:

• 30 possible endings
  
• Lovely black humor
  
• Achievements!
  
• Game entirely in English, Italian, German and Spanish (and more to come!)
  
• Auto-save feature, for when you're too depressed to care
  
• A self-help book with 101 reasons to carry on living
  
• Sexy, thick pixels!

WARNING: DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME!
There's no "New game" in real life, and the comedic experience may vary.