Put your first King to rest

Transcend and unlock professions

Unlock Everything Multiplier

Unlock Everything Multiplier Multiplier

Unlock everything in a profession tree

Fire 150 arrows in a single second

Have potions of Tier 2 or higher active on all stations

Reach 2000% Fortify multiplier

Purchase your first Branch krown

Acquire all 5 Branch Krowns

Reach Penance Level 5 in 'The Ranking of Kiwings'

Reach Penance Level 5 in 'Full Potion Alkiwimist'

Reach Penance Level 5 in 'Being an Archery Player'

Reach Penance Level 5 in 'Clicky-Clackity Scarcity'

Reach Penance Level 5 in 'Koins All the Way Down'

Reach Penance Level 5 in 'Level One for All'

Hire your first pulpthirsty mercenary

Satiate the hunger of a pulpthirsty mercenary

Take your first shady peel

Cover a kiwi with a peeler-sharp coat of spikies

Reach the kiwi tier with a complete royal garb

Reach maximum visual tier for all stations

Fully corrupt one of your stations

Fully corrupt all of your stations

Acquire your first Ki Piece

Click a single Kiwing of Undeath 350+ times

Feed a Kiwing of Thirst two Max Tier Potions

Have a single Kiwing of Plague spawn 20+ kinglings

Unlock the kiwilashnikov gunner

Summon a King without ceremony

Activate Sekiwity's protective shutter

Recent reports show a massive anomaly in the timepeel kiwintinuum

Suffer the consequences of greed for the first time

Decide to repeel a station's kiwi at gold standard or better

Have a station's kiwi at gold standard or better

Repeel station kiwis 5+ times

I don't need mo' potions!

Have at least exactly 1 million koins (coins, but with a k)

Have at least exactly 10 million kiwis (kiwis)

Have at least exactly 100 tokens (profession points)

Have at least exactly 1000 kurse (transcendence points)

Change the odds in your favor

Bypass having to wait for fortify

Receive a special delivery in a penance

Get some archers to do your work

Make your wiwis happier with a treat

Gain access to the Kursed Factory

Set your sights on the moon for the first time

You did it! All of it! It was all you.