Put your first King to rest
Transcend and unlock professions
Achieve complete controls through the transcendence tree
Unlock Everything Multiplier
Unlock Everything Multiplier Multiplier
Unlock everything in a profession tree
Fire 150 arrows in a single second
Have potions of Tier 2 or higher active on all stations
Reach 2000% Fortify multiplier
Purchase your first Branch krown
Acquire all 5 Branch Krowns
Reach Penance Level 5 in 'The Ranking of Kiwings'
P1 - Spawn a King you're incapable of feeding
Reach Penance Level 5 in 'Full Potion Alkiwimist'
P2 - You'll need an extra hand to gain Koins now
Reach Penance Level 5 in 'Being an Archery Player'
Run out of time without choosing a profession
Reach Penance Level 5 in 'Clicky-Clackity Scarcity'
P4 - Achieve 200+ APM when you shouldn't have
Reach Penance Level 5 in 'Koins All the Way Down'
P5 - Become incapable of buying upgrades
Reach Penance Level 5 in 'Level One for All'
P6 - Refuse to deal with being unable to upgrade anything
Hire your first pulpthirsty mercenary
Satiate the hunger of a pulpthirsty mercenary
Take your first shady peel
Cover a kiwi with a peeler-sharp coat of spikies
Reach the kiwi tier with a complete royal garb
Reach maximum visual tier for all stations
Fully corrupt one of your stations
Fully corrupt all of your stations
Acquire your first Ki Piece
Click a single Kiwing of Undeath 350+ times
Feed a Kiwing of Thirst two Max Tier Potions
Have a single Kiwing of Plague spawn 20+ kinglings
Eae parsa, firmeza?
Switch the hunting season excessively
Unlock the kiwilashnikov gunner
A weapon worthy of a kiwingpin
Assemble a team of fully-satiated mercenaries
Summon a King without ceremony
I guess it could still be worse
Activate Sekiwity's protective shutter
Recent reports show a massive anomaly in the timepeel kiwintinuum
Suffer the consequences of greed for the first time
Decide to repeel a station's kiwi at gold standard or better
Have a station's kiwi at gold standard or better
Repeel station kiwis 5+ times
I don't need mo' potions!
Have at least exactly 1 million koins (coins, but with a k)
Have at least exactly 10 million kiwis (kiwis)
Have at least exactly 100 tokens (profession points)
Have at least exactly 1000 kurse (transcendence points)
Change the odds in your favor
Bypass having to wait for fortify
Receive a special delivery in a penance
Get some archers to do your work
Make your wiwis happier with a treat
Gain access to the Kursed Factory
Set your sights on the moon for the first time
You did it! All of it! It was all you.