Don't bounce off anything through Stage 1
Get 25,000 Points.
Score 50,000 Points
Don't bounce off anything through Stage 1 and 2
Don't bounce off anything through Stages 1, 2, and 3.
Don't bounce off anything through Stages 1, 2, 3, and 4
Don't bounce off anything through Stages 1, 2, 3, 4, and 5
Get 10 Waters, Sugars, and Kool Aids in one playthrough.
Collect 5 Waters, Sugars, and Kool Aids in one playthrough.
Get past stage 1.
Get past stage 2.
Get past stage 3.
Get past stage 4.
Get past stage 5.
Get past stage 6.
Get past the seventh stage.
Activate the hidden developer easter egg.