You completed the first 2 Earth Levels

Assemble all 5 Earth ships in Perfect condition.

You saved 12 or more recruits.

You kept your mouth shut.

You collected 8 gold nuggets.

You became second in command.

You ran out of comrades.

You helped bluff an end to the war.

You found out what happens when the potatoes run out.

You transcended.

You minded the potato.

You returned home.

You didn't learn from history.

You didn't want this silly job anyways.

You took matters into your own hands.

You got humanity stuck in a loop, in a loop, in a loop...

You are happy, content and obedient... or else.

You turned into a greedy capitalist.

You helped force peace.

You questioned your reality.

You failed to stop VAL9000.

Your DNA was inferior.

You let VAL9000 rule humanity.

Your comrades look at you with awe and the deepest respect.

You helped Yuri survive to see New Earth.

You scraped off 10.000 square meters of paint.

You squashed 100 comrades.

You detonated 25 mines without causing ANY damage.

You released 10.000 potatoes from bondage.

You played from beginning to New Earth in Hardcore mode.

You played from beginning to New Earth with Realistic Physics. We salute you.

You finished an assembly during the last 3 seconds.