Complete level 1.
Complete level 2.
Complete level 3.
Complete level 4.
Complete level 5.
Complete level 6.
Complete level 7.
Complete level 8.
Complete level 9.
Complete level 10.
Complete level 11.
Complete level 12.
Finish the game. Pat yourself on the back. Return to consensus reality.
Watch the credits till the end.
Find the first tape. There are more.
Find all tapes in a single playthrough. You know nothing.
Find the hidden [REDACTED] room... There are more secrets.
Follow the misleading Exit sign.
Find another way out of level 11.
Discharge 100 beams. Such Negligence.
Discharge 666 beams. Beelzebuddy.
Vaporize a technician. It's going to be ok. There are many others.
Dematerialize a hazmat guard. Can't blame you really.
Disintegrate a clone. That's gotta feel weird.
Get rid of your first biotoxic barrel. Mother Nature approves (mostly).
Destroy a costly MRI machine. Don't worry. It was being used for evil.
Crack open a fancy clone pod. That's one less of you I guess.
Destroy Jeff. Did he deserve it? Eye don't know.
Destroy The Scientist, who's exactly who he seems to be.
Disintegrate 20 technicians.
Disintegrate 86 technicians.
Obliterate 50 hazmat guards.
Vaporize 13 clones. Unlucky to some.
Vaporize 99 clones and hum that tune.
Destroy 100 objects. Big and small.
Destroy 500 objects. Woof.
Achieve your first 5-smiley Rating (in your own plane of existence)
Obliterate 256 hazmat guards.
Complete level 3 with no casualties.
Complete level 4 with no casualties.
Complete level 5 with no casualties.
Complete level 6 with no casualties.
Complete level 7 with no casualties.
Complete level 8 with no casualties.
Complete level 9 with no casualties.
Complete level 11 with no casualties.
Complete level 12 without killing any clones. Which is good, because they're special, just like you.
In another universe, #245 is the hero. In this one, you vaporized him.
Destroy EVERYTHING in a single level and the only thing you'll get is this stupid achievement.
Destroy nothing in a single level and leave the place like you found it. Nice.
Complete level 2 without destroying an explosive barrel. How did you do that?!
Trigger 20 explosions in a single level.
Listen to Glorbo on level 10.
Complete a level without being touched by the dark grasp of capitalism. You have nothing to pay here. Move on.
What is the secret of your power? Achieve a 5-smiley Rating on all levels across all playthroughs.
You detect a signal...