Watch Wendi and Otis making love.
Find Lady Gobbledick's Keystone.
Get on Kip's nerves.
Do what it takes to destroy the PiBot.
Call all the numbers on Swingles phone.
Find Marquis' Keystone.
Tell the correct story of Space Quest.
And they all ****** happily everafter.
Die every possible death at least once.
Build yourself a "pastime" for the trip.
Wait for Yanmei's surprise in the submarine.
Listen to Lewis' comedy show ... to the very end.
Finish the game wearing the wedding suit.
Connect yourself to the PiBot.
Leave Yanmei's submarine as fast as possible.
Find Muffington's Keystone.
Find out what happened to Faith.
Find the entrance to the Cavern of Cosmic Cognition.
Find Cockburn's Keystone.
Restore Faith's memory.
Finish the game wearing the leisure suit.
Leave Cancúm before it's too late.
Return to New Lost Wages to save Faith.