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One thousand knights squandered.
What does the fuzzy thing do?
How many knights can you lose on Straight to the Point?
Room For One More
How did you do that?
Prune Jim's family tree, one branch at a time.
You killed Jim the Prolific and stopped the problem at the source.
There's Really Nothing Over Here
Nothing to see, move along.
Some days you just want to sacrifice some knights.
Maximum misfortune in Maximum Security.
You Know We Had To
Where have I heard that scream before?
Jeff is satisfied.
Beating all the clocks.
Mercy is its own reward, so have a prize!
That's... a lot of badges.
Precision Air Drop
One body does not count as a Carpet.
Law of Knight Conservation
Prove that you are the master of Tenuous Links.
Inefficient Use of Human Resources
Our equipment design does not account for your inefficiency
Beat the Devs
No skips. No restarts. One run. How fast can you go?
Master of Magnetism
Check point two, check point one to prove your skill on Equal and Opposite.
All the Things
You have proven that anything can be achieved through the sacrifice of minions.