You made your first $1,000! Nice job!
Have fun scrubbing those dishes.
You made your first $10,000! Good going!
You made your first $100,000! Keep it going!
You made your first $1,000,000,000! That's a lot of zeros!
You made your first $1,000,000! Life is good!
You made your first $1,000,000,000,000! You are officially obscenely wealthy!
You made your first $1,000,000,000,000,000! Maybe you should give some to me...
You made your first $1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000! I have no words...
You made your first $1,000,000,000,000,000,000! What can you possibly be spending all of that on?
You got your first associate's degree! That's great!
You got your first bachelor's degree! Hope you can get a job!
You've earned a doctorate degree! Look at the big brain on... you.
You got your first master's degree. How smart are you?
You've opened a business! A wise investment indeed.