Figure out skipping the tutorial wasn't the best idea
Complete the tutorial
Encounter an UDP and a TCP ship
Destroy 5 ships
Destroy 10 ships
Destroy 50 ships
Destroy 100 ships
Destroy 500 ships
Construct each ship class in campaign
Mine 10 asteroids
Mine 50 asteroids
Mine 100 asteroids
Upload a useless blueprint
Defeat whole enemy fleet and their mom
Attach your first module
Destroy an escape pod
Demagnetize your ship
Have 100.0000 wex
Enter a black hole