Read 3 journal entries or books in Story Mode. We expect you to do this by accident, as you attempt to destroy paper products.

Earn 15 stars by beating levels, ideally without falling down and with all enemies defeated. Earn more stars to unlock pets!

Read all journal entries and books in Story Mode! Don't worry about Master Mode, for now.

Discover a single Exploration Achievement. Keep your eye out for secrets!

Earn all stars in the Hapsgaff chapters. This includes both Story Mode and Master Mode. You will earn a tiny hat.

Discover all 13 Exploration Achievements. 12 of these are in Story Mode, and the last one is found in Master Mode.

Earn all stars in the Arosh chapters, both in Story Mode and Master Mode. Can you flawlessly defeat various boars?

Earn all stars in the Tetramont chapters, both in Story Mode and Master Mode. Make all those animate objects inanimate.

Deal with Hurgoth's minions! Fling spells everywhere! Earn 10 Combat Achievements for this milestone.

Get all possible stars in every chapter, in both Story Mode and Master Mode. This does not include secret stars. If they exist.

Blow up the opposition in interesting ways, on your journey towards earning 20 different Combat Achievements.

Get all 30 Combat Achievements. For this one you'll have to do all the weird achievements that are remaining.

Get 14 Environment Achievements to prove you share my sentiments in regards to hating inanimate objects.

Environment Achievements generally involve smashing inanimate objects. Get 7 of them for this first milestone.

I want you... to smash... EVERYTHING. Get all 21 Environment Achievements!

Get 7 General Achievements, which include milestones and other completionist achievements. They tend to also reward hats.

Get 21 General Achievements, then get this 22nd General Achievement for free! What a great deal!

Get 14 General Achievements. The previous General Milestone counts in this, so that's one less achievement to worry about!

Beat Story Mode. Find the missing wizards. Save the day. Then try Master Mode for a real challenge!

Triumph over Master Mode. This might be pretty difficult. Never give up!

On the next episode of Hat hoarders: We reveal that you have a serious hat hoarding problem. Acquire every single monster hat.

Prove that you're the top dog, and all the others are just yappin' dogs. Collect every boss hat. This may require several boss defeats.

Defeat 1000 enemies. Seems like a nice, round, arbitrary number.

Defeat a single, low level enemy with an expensive targeted attack spell. Have your servants feed you peeled grapes.

Shoot 4 targeted attack spells in 4 seconds. Ideally do this to a massive, dangerous boss monster, instead of obliterating a barrel.

Defeat 7 enemies with a single charge attack. Then boast about this event to your friends, incessantly (we can track this).

Cast 2 frost shard spells within 2 seconds of each other, in opposite directions. There's little tactical reason for this, you big show-off.

Complete a level with at least 20 monsters, without harming any of them. Run, don't fight!

When three enemy spells are in flight, cast a spell of your own to nullify all of them at once. A textbook battlemage tactic!

Lure 3 enemies into being defeated by their allies spells. Take your time, no need to kill all 3 with the same friendly fire spell.

Get through a level with at least 40 monsters, while not smashing a single urn. Just run right past all health, magic and haste urns.

Hit a stunned enemy just as it's jumping to its feet. This doesn't do any bonus damage, but it appeals to my sense of humor.

Knock down an enemy with your special attack when it attempts to bull charge you. Make sure they're small enough to knock down.

Fire a targeted attack spell within two seconds of collecting it. You're really quite impatient.

Make your own combo! Special attack charge into an enemy within a second after slashing it.

Have any targeted damage spell critical. Enjoy the fireworks display! Unless it's Acid Cloud, which is a little underwhelming.

Get 5 melee critical hits in a row! You might need a Luck spell or some special gear!

Defeat an enemy who has at least 30 health in a single sword swing. You might need a bigger sword to do this!

Fight with things in your favor. Have 3 different buff spells on you at the same time.

So buff! Get a buff spell to double duration, either by stacking a buff spell twice, or simply destroying a health urn when already at maximum health.

Destroy 10 green slimes with acid bursts. You don't have to get all 10 with the same spell, but that would be the most stylish way to do it.

Fail to hit an orc assassin that's dashing past you, twice.

Defeat 8 boars with a single fireball. Then run across the entire map to tell Arosh, who will give you yet another boar killing quest.

Defeat the Fel Boar and its minions using only your sword, no targeted spells. Just let those spells stack up to get overflow shield buffs.

Defeat a Drudge Lightning Shaman with a lightning blast, at the same time it is also shooting a lightning spell.

Crush an enemy by luring it into a Rook's path. Named after the chess move where you throw the pieces and board at your opponent.

Bash 100 zombies with the Wooden Staff, in a completely pointless and tedious display. Or use the Crystal Staff, if you can find it.

Take down a Red Demon with sword attacks, only, no damaging spells. You don't need such tricks for a single opponent, anyway!

Knock a Fragile Wailer down with a special attack charge. Better keep attacking when it gets back on its feet.

Destroy a floating eye before it becomes aware of you. A completely overkill spell attack should do it.

Defeat 5 midbosses, the bigger and burlier opponents you face, with a single lightning spell.

Collect the same spell 3 times in a row. I don't want to tell you how to do your job or anything but trinkets might help with this.

Have all three sprite allies at the same time. Summon a Sprite, summon an Inferno, and have the mini-Sprite pet equipped.

Destroy two or more spell urns with a single spell. It's just a good business decision, really.

Those books are probably priceless, but maybe slashing them will make your sword smarter. Destroy 10 bookstacks and find out!

No indoor roughhousing! Get through the second Tetramont Estate level without destroying any furniture.

Get through the first Garden level without harming a single plant. Temporarily stifle your impulse to smash everything.

Show respect for the dead in the third Crypt level by not destroying any coffins. Go ahead and still smash bone piles for no reason.

Orc tents combust on the slightest touch. Frankly they seem like a horrible form of shelter.

Hit an already spontaneously combustible orc tent with a fireball spell. Just to show that you mean business.

Tell the orcs that it's a private forest, no camping. Destroy 15 of their tents.

Urrrg I want a new spell, but the spell urn is so far away. Better just break it with another spell, that way you don't have to move.

Destroy 50 giant vegetables. Eating gigantic, magically grown vegetables seems like a pretty bad idea, anyway.

Smash 10 beds to show that you don't rest until the job is done.

Hey look! I'm a master gardener! (Waving sword around, destroying flowers on 50 separate occasions).

You were probably going to cut down 100 bushes anyway, due to your hatred of plants.

The 20th barrel you destroy has a 0.000001% chance to contain an incredible prize.

All these torches are a fire hazard. Better smash apart 30 of them.

Destroy 50 inactive Golems or Faceless tanks, preventing the hassle of fighting them later.

Destroy 30 coffins, undoubtedly halting the vampire menace.

Rest in PIECES. Destroy 50 bone piles.

I hate signs! They're so bossy! Destroy 20 of them.

Mushrooms are extremely dangerous when fully grown. Better destroy 100 of them.

Whitebeard must have quite an appetite! Too bad the drudges keep nibbling on all the vegetables.

This gigantic dark iron anvil radiates a foul energy.

Hapsgaff's experiments with the local slimes look quite strange, indeed.

The warchief is a big orc. Big orcs need a big tent!

Did the boards paint this? That guy kind of looks like Arosh.

A curious contraption. It must be what Lady Tetramont uses to animate her golems.

A massive, faded portrait of a female mage. Wonder where she is now?

Lady Tetramont appears to be dumping her failed creations in the tunnels here.

Cultists pray to their dark evil masters here, for guidance and lashings.

These specimens look expired and lifeless. What was being created here?

Someone used to live here in the tower with Whitebeard. Whoever it was is long gone, now.

This titanic magical machine appears to pump a strange red fluid throughout the laboratories in the bunker.

The cultist leader, Harbringer, seems to have put a stop to the enigmatic banished mage's note trail. At least you got some treasure.