Unlock the front door
Read the plaque on the statue
Find the Silver Key
Feed the green tentacle his favorite food and get him to let you pass
Feed the Green Tentacle everything BUT his favorite food and get him to let you pass
Try to take the calendar
Use the Hunk-o-Matic
Get the package before Ed does
Find the purple card key
Find the Old Rusty Key
Collect the Radio and the Glowing Key
Thank you for pressing the self-destruct button
Make the Man-Eating Plant grow up big and strong and then wash down his meal
Move Dead Cousin Ted out of the way and shut off the water
Spy on an angry alien
Fix the phone, the radio and the wires
Get the small key
Open Edna's safe and loot the contents
Play Meteor Mess
Contact the Meteor Police
Deliver Ed's package and plans back to him
Cheer up the Green Tentacle
Send a manuscript so bad to the publisher that even he won't publish it
Send a recording of the old record to the publisher
Send the tentacle mating call to the publisher
Get rid of the Purple Tentacle by posing as a Meteor Police Officer
Get past Purple Tentacle with the help of Ed
Get past the Purple Tentacle with the help of the Green Tentacle
Take a break from your rescue mission and buy a pepsi
Microwave the hamster
Return what's left of Ed's hamster to him
Earn a recording contract for yourself and share your happiness with the Green Tentacle
Complete the game with Dave dead without making the meteor famous
Send the Meteor back where he came from with Dave alive and well
Help the Meteor Police into the Seckrit Lab to arrest the Meteor and then save Sandy
Make the Meteor famous
Make the Meteor famous... briefly