ABOUT THIS GAME:
Sold in over 90+ countries around the world and praised as one of the funniest and most clever RPG's of all time,
Metal as Phuk is a Mature, Turn-Based, Crude Comedy that has one goal and one goal only:
To Make You Laugh!Play as
Chael, the only surviving Paladin of the Metal Order as he embarks on his journey to stop
The Dark Bards before they can summon
A'Marthius, a
MONSTROUS Demon
D-Bag who wants nothing more than to see the world burn! A dark, insidious world full of
Epic Metal References awaits you as your party battles their way through
Unholy Adversaries,
Big Bad Bosses, and
Smaller, but
-STILL- Bad Bosses! Phuk, the God of Metal watches over you on your journey... but do you have what it takes to be
Metal, as Phuk?This game features:
- Dozens of Sick-Ass Metal References!
- Awesome Boss Battles!
- Turn-Based Combat System with Epic Loot and Leveling!
- Hilarious Items and Easter Eggs Hidden Throughout the World!
- Four Kickass Party Members with Four Kickass Classes!
- 4 Dozen Epic Songs to Headbang to until your BRAIN FALLS OUT OF YOUR $%^&ING SKULL!
(Crankage Games is not responsible for Cranial Extraction due to excessive headbanging...)
- Original Storyline! (Well, as original as one can get, I mean, C'mon, Right?!)
- "Herbs"... !
... And a Phuk-Ton More!