Everything can be solved with a good, well-timed prank!

Mirage Town, population: you.

Your first failure! Congratz!

Sooooooooooooooup!

Remember: cool kidz don't gamble.

You chose a LOCATION on the MAP INFO BOARD and you didn't visit it. Having second thoughts?

You looked death in the eye and said... \"UwU\"

Monster Prom wasn't enough for you... Welcome to Cryptid Prom!

This monkey isn't short on fingers, baby!

Lady Luck is on your side.

Fail more! Fail better!

You've seen all the OUTCOMES. Consider putting that on your resumé.

You're an eclectic music aficionado

When you have a monkey's paw, everything looks like... something you can solve with a monkey's paw!

Narrator: they did try something funny.

Neeeeeeeeeeeeeigh!

Know thyself.

Meow!

All problems can be solved with a taxi license.

You asked for a refund, apparently.

You ONLY take risks.

NANI?! YOU COULD BE THE NEW COMPETITIVE TAROT CHAMPION!!!

You completed 5 PRANK DARES before reaching a DESTINATION. You never shy while facing a dare!

You've picked up all the HITCHHIKERS. There's always room in your car!

Nope, it was the other one.

You listened to all 4 secret songs. What a melomaniac!

You reached a DESTINATION while traveling with an inconvenient HITCHHIKER, because you don't care.

You didn't take any risks... and you still died. Incredible!

You've seen half of the OUTCOMES. Keep going!

You've seen all of Polly and Scott's outfits. These two surely packed a lot of clothes!

You'd rather die than be boring.

You've gotten rid of all your initial TRINKETS. Don't hold on to the past!

2D is so last season!

You've visited all the LOCATIONS. Get some rest!

NO ONE STEALS YOUR FAVORITE SPOT.

Who knew you could play by yourself and still lose? A feat in and of itself!

You are officially the worst job applicant ever! Hooray?

You were the true protagonist of the Coven's latest episode.

You're a true Nicolas Cage.

Being the MVP of a party of 1 is still being an MVP!

Pancake, pancake, pancake, pancake, pancake, pancake, pancake song!

You've seen all the EVENTS. Did... did you like them?

You've seen half of the EVENTS. What an eventful life!

If you're going to lose, at least lose fast... right?

You've visited half of the LOCATIONS. Did you bring some postcards?

You got all GOOD ENDINGS. Don't you ever get tired of winning?

You've been the MVP at every DESTINATION.

Your intuition is... not great.

You grow tired of people quite fast. Maybe... work on that?

You won without ever choosing an ACTION with a KNOWN RESOURCE... So bold of you!

It turns out size DOES matter.

No DESTINATION could resist you... not even in HARD mode.

You don't truly get to know your friends until you switch bodies.

You don't need to know how to play POKER 2 to win at POKER 2!

You visited the 6 base DESTINATIONS. What a champ!

6 DESTINATIONS with all their LAYERS?! You win at road-tripping.

You got all the DATE ENDINGS... you're a true Casanova!

You reached all the DESTINATIONS while traveling with their inconvenient HITCHHIKERS. You surely love a challenge!

4 of your TRINKETS were tied to the same RESOURCE. You sure liked that RESOURCE, huh?

You've chosen a LOCATION on the MAP INFO BOARD thrice. You clearly like to have everything under control.

You've collected all the TRINKETS. Which one was your favorite?

Your first DATE ENDING! It must be love!

Ah, sweet, gullible Coach!

You got half of the DATE ENDINGS. What an adventurous love life!

Bartering with Noodles made you lose. Barter responsibly!

Let's pretend that was your first option, shall we?

You won at road-tripping... THE HARD WAY.

You got the goods. Noice.

You fought Heaven in order to attend a fancy banquet.

You reached your first destination. You're road-tripping the right way!

Chillin' at the spa with the homies!

You solved all your problems with the power of SNOWBOARDING!

Worst financial decision ever.

When you're out there, carry me with you.

Good memories and all that, right?