Make a wish on a shooting star.

Hit rock bottom. It doesn't get lower than this.

You've reached the molten core of your regret.

Not everything shiny is worth the risk.

This world is toxic, but you are not wasted.

Don't let yourself become the garbage you are surrounded by.

You've come so far, only to backslide on slippery slopes.

You did it! You've made yourself whole again! Too bad you've still got to live with your mistakes.

You touched a cloud of radiation. Don't do that!

You can only try so hard before the pain becomes unbearable.

You sat still too long and burned up. That laser energy needs to go somewhere. You can't keep it bottled up.

You've died 100 times. You're a glutton for punishment.

Why did you fall in the lava? Don't you know it's not safe?

Radioactive waste is not recommended for swimming.

You've been cut in half. Now pull yourself back together. There's more to do.

That trash compactor squished you. Be more careful around heavy machinery.

You've impaled yourself on some ice. Cold blooded!

Just because you're breathing, doesn't mean you're living.

How could you have forgotten something so painful?

Those things are pokey. Stay away from them!

Jellies can have a nasty sting! Now you know!

Don't touch the spikes. You know how sharp those can be.

Spiders, friggin' spiders! Now we need to burn the whole cave down.

You've found all the hidden rooms! Here's an achievement!

You may have already completed the game, but now you've truly seen it all.