Kill 2000 enemies
Get S-rating on all levels
Get a 50x combo
Finish the game
Kick enemies 100 times
Kick a frying pan in to the face of an enemy
Flip 10 tables
Stick a knife in to an enemy
Get S-rating on 10 levels
Break 100 crates
Dodge 1000 bullets
Kill 1000 enemies
Kill an enemy using a barrel
Kill at least 3 enemies with one explosion
Finish chapter "The Internet"
Kick a skateboard in to the face of an enemy
Get S-rating on 25 levels
Finish chapter "Old Town"
Get a 20x combo
Finish chapter "District Null"
Get an S-rating
Jump through 10 windows
Get a 10x combo
Finish chapter "Pedro's World"
Juggle basketball 10 times without it touching anything
Complete a level without firing a weapon
Finish chapter "The Sewer"
Kill enemy by ricocheting bullet off frying pan
Kick a Gas Canister in to the face of an enemy
Kill 500 enemies