You are Bob, Bob Mayhem.
Bob is a genius.
Bob has no friends.
Bob makes machines and gadgets that are out of this world.
Bob frequently streams himself conceptualizing and building his inventions on both “glitch teevee” and “facelock gaming”.
Bob is having a hard time getting more viewers other than himself to watch him play god in his workshop of creation. Bob has been at it for 293 days straight.
One day Bob decides that he has had enough and that streaming platforms weren’t being fair to give new streamers like him an equal opportunity to get famous. Bob decides to give himself a cooler name, Mystical Mayhem which might be a questionable taste to some. Mystical Mayhem uses his genius level intellect to create a friend, Chloe, the android cat who also double’s up as roving action camera for his reality streams. Mystical Mayhem has decided to throw logic to the wind and to craft up mystical powered weapons in search of what he calls the “Orb of Voodoo Hoodoo” (for entertainment sake) that’s said to grant immortality and call back from the dead those who are already in the afterlife.
So off Bob goes, searching for the biggest baddest scariest mansion filled with ghosts and stuff that go bump in the night hoping to create enough unique content to lure viewers to tune in order to rival the world’s top livestreaming entertainers such as Ninju and PuddlePie.
It’s time to show the world a new Bob.
**Mystical Mayhem’s reboot stream #1 begins now.**