Watch the main intro until the very end.

Fiddle with the options too often.

Finish watching ___ _____ ____.

Have you seen the movie THE NET?

Enter initials for leaderboard other than AAA.

Play the game a hundred times.

Play the game twenty times.

Play the game ten times.

Play the game five times.

Get killed by a stupid can of nuclear waste.

Get killed by a shot from Tank.

Get killed by Buzzsaw’s blade.

Win the race and defeat Burt the Barbarous!

Never drive off the road during a race.

Final score above 100k.

Final score above 85k.

Final score above 75k.

Final score above 60k.

Final score above 50k.

Final score zero.

Watch arcade story all the way through 10 times.

Hit 50 oil slicks.

Hit 50 speed boosts.

Kill 100 enemies.

Kill 100 civilians.

Reach the city level, which is the very first level. Everyone gets this one.

Reach the tunnel level.

Reach the haunted level.

Reach the desert level.

Reach the snow level.

Wow! You made it all around the map!

Reach the forrest level.