You are officially ranked 10th on the UAA Ranking.

You are officially ranked 9th on the UAA Ranking.

You are officially ranked 8th on the UAA Ranking.

You are officially ranked 7th on the UAA Ranking.

You are officially ranked 6th on the UAA Ranking.

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You are officially ranked 3rd on the UAA Ranking.

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You are officially ranked 1st on the UAA Ranking.

Learned every "Memory" technique from Lovikov.

Received a gold medal on Mission 01: Coconut Collector.

Received a gold medal on Mission 02: Lawn Mowing.

Received a gold medal on Mission 03: Garbage Collection.

Received a gold medal on Mission 04: Gas Stand.

Received a gold medal on Mission 05: Mine Sweeping.

Received a gold medal on Mission 06: Grafitti Cleaning.

Received a gold medal on Mission 07: Meow Meow.

Received a gold medal on Mission 08: Scorpion Extermination.

Received a gold medal on Mission 09: Bike Jump.

Collected 7 Lovikov Balls.

Collected 14 Lovikov Balls.

Collected 21 Lovikov Balls.

Collected 28 Lovikov Balls.

Collected 35 Lovikov Balls.

Collected 42 Lovikov Balls.

Collected 49 Lovikov Balls.

Defeated Henry in the Real Ending and viewed the credits.

Completed a Mission from the Job Center while wearing the "MIAMI BASS" or "LOVE TITS" T-shirt.

Received a gold medal on Assassination Gig 01: Pizza Butt.

Received a gold medal on Assassination Gig 02: Snake Hall.

Received a gold medal on Assassination Gig 03: Hooligans Parade.

Received a gold medal on Assassination Gig 04: Baseball Battle.

Received a gold medal on Assassination Gig 05: Pizza Butt Returns.

Received a gold medal on Assassination Gig 06: Sword Master.

Received a gold medal on Assassination Gig 07: Death Match 100.

Received a gold medal on Assassination Gig 08: Baseball Battle Round 2.

Received a gold medal on Assassination Gig 09: Dark Side Battle.

Received a gold medal on Assassination Gig 10: Tiger Hall.

Received a gold medal on Assassination Gig 11: Pizza Butt: The Finale.

Received a gold medal on Assassination Gig 12: Pro-Wrestling Contest.

Received a gold medal on Assassination Gig 13: Underground.

Received a gold medal on Assassination Gig 14: Baseball Battle Round 3.

Received a gold medal on Assassination Gig 15: Extreme Fight.

Received a gold medal on Assassination Gig 16: Armed Hoods.

Received a gold medal on Assassination Gig 17: Speed Jack.

Received a gold medal on Assassination Gig 18: Gamble Fight.

Received a gold medal on Assassination Gig 19: Single Strike.

Received a gold medal on Assassination Gig 20: Batting Killing Centre.

Received a gold medal on Free Fight Mission #01.

Received a gold medal on Free Fight Mission #02.

Received a gold medal on Free Fight Mission #03.

Received a gold medal on Free Fight Mission #04.

Received a gold medal on Free Fight Mission #05.

Received a gold medal on Free Fight Mission #06.

Received a gold medal on Free Fight Mission #07.

Received a gold medal on Free Fight Mission #08.

Received a gold medal on Free Fight Mission #09.

Received a gold medal on Free Fight Mission #10.

Completed an Assassination Gig from K-Entertainment while wearing the "I LOVE CHAINSAW", "PSYCHO", or "KILLER LODGE" T-shirt and "COYOTE" pants.

Fired off a special attack 10 times in one game of Pure White Giant Glastonbury.

Defeated the boss in Pure White Giant Glastonbury.

Defeated Death Metal on Bitter using only the "Blood Berry" Beam Katana.

Defeated Dr. Peace on Bitter using only the "Blood Berry" Beam Katana.

Defeated Shinobu on Bitter using only the "Blood Berry" Beam Katana.

Defeated Destroyman on Bitter using only the "Blood Berry" Beam Katana.

Defeated Holly Summers on Bitter using only the "Blood Berry" Beam Katana.

Defeated Letz Shake on Bitter using only the "Blood Berry" Beam Katana.

Defeated Harvey Moiseiwitsch Volodarskii on Bitter using only the "Blood Berry" Beam Katana.

Defeated Speed Buster on Bitter using only the "Blood Berry" Beam Katana.

Defeated Bad Girl on Bitter using only the "Blood Berry" Beam Katana.

Defeated Jeane on Bitter using only the "Blood Berry" Beam Katana.

Defeated Death Metal on Mild or higher and received S Ranks on clear time and damage taken.

Defeated Dr. Peace on Mild or higher and received S Ranks on clear time and damage taken.

Defeated Shinobu on Mild or higher and received S Ranks on clear time and damage taken.

Defeated Destroyman on Mild or higher and received S Ranks on clear time and damage taken.

Defeated Holly Summers on Mild or higher and received S Ranks on clear time and damage taken.

Defeated Letz Shake on Mild or higher and received S Ranks on clear time and damage taken.

Defeated Harvey Moiseiwitsch Volodarskii on Mild or higher and received S Ranks on clear time and damage taken.

Defeated Speed Buster on Mild or higher and received S Ranks on clear time and damage taken.

Defeated Bad Girl on Mild or higher and received S Ranks on clear time and damage taken.

Defeated Jeane on Mild or higher and received S Ranks on clear time and damage taken.

Defeated Henry on Bitter and viewed the credits.

Purchased every Belt from Area 51.

Purchased every pair of Sunglasses from Area 51.

Purchased every Jacket from Area 51.

Purchased every T-shirt from Area 51.

Purchased every pair of Jeans from Area 51.

Opened every dumpster containing a FAMITSU T-shirt.

Opened every dumpster containing a T-shirt.

Found Trading Cards No. 01 - 05 at Townsend Residence.

Found Trading Cards No. 51 - 54 and 136 at Townsend Residence.

Found Trading Cards No. 06 - 10 at Destroy Stadium.

Found Trading Cards No. 11 - 15 at Santa Destroy High School.

Found Trading Cards No. 16 - 20 at Rounding Body Press Station/Bear Hug Studio.

Found Trading Cards No. 21 - 25 at Body Slam Beach.

Found Trading Cards No. 26 - 30 at Senton Splash Tunnel.

Found Trading Cards No. 31 - 35 at Bow and Arrow Station.

Found Trading Cards No. 36 - 40 at Rolling Cradle Highway Bus Stop/Speed City.

Found Trading Cards No. 41 - 45 at Destroy Stadium Basement.

Found Trading Cards No. 46 - 50 at Santa Destroy Junction/Forest of Bewilderment.

Found Trading Cards No. 55 - 57 and No. 137 at Destroy Stadium.

Found Trading Cards No. 58 - 61 and 138 at Santa Destroy High School.

Found Trading Cards No. 62 - 67 and 139 at Bear Hug Studio.

Found Trading Cards No. 68 - 70 and 140 at Body Slam Beach.

Found Trading Cards No. 71, 72, 88 - 90, 141, and 147 at Senton Splash Tunnel.

Found Trading Cards No. 73, 74, and 142 at Bow and Arrow Station.

Found Trading Cards No. 75 - 80 and 143 at Rolling Cradle Highway Bus Stop/Speed City.

Found Trading Cards No. 81, 82, and 144 at Destroy Stadium Basement.

Found Trading Cards No. 83 - 87, 145, and 146 at Santa Destroy Junction/Forest of Bewilderment.

Found every Trading Card within Santa Destroy.

Purchased the "Tsubaki" Beam Katana from Naomi.

Purchased the "Tsubaki Mk-II" Beam Katana from Naomi.

Purchased the "Tsubaki Mk-III" Beam Katana from Naomi.

Purchased the final upgrade for the "Tsubaki Mk-III" Beam Katana.

Completed a Free Fight Mission while wearing a full Bizarre Jelly clothing set. Wear your favorite related T-shirt to top it off!

Learned every wrestling move from the Beef Head Videos tapes.

Completed one round of every training at Thunder Ryu Bldg. Take off your clothes. OFF!

Completed every training at Thunder Ryu Bldg. Strong stance... Excellent. Just like that.

Played with Jeane in the motel three times without leaving.

Performed a 51-kill chain.

Beat the game on Bitter.