Watch an add to get bonus coins.
Use 10 pistols!
Die in the tutorial... be ashamed of yourself!
Hit 250 homeless people!
Kill 100 ducks!
Pay 100 coins to the homeless!
Hit 25 landlords!
Pay 50 rents!
Use a shock treatment!
Take 12 grey pills!
Take 12 red pills!
Beat alcoholism... three times!
Beat crippling anxiety!
Earn 30 stars!
Have 8 effects activated at the same time!
Earn 40 stars!
Earn all 50 stars!
Reach a score of 250 in sudden death mode!
Reach a score of 500 in endless mode!
Die 10 times while wearing sunglasses!
Earn a total of 5000 coins in runs!
Lose to crippling anxiety while the communism effect is active!
Decline 10 therapy sessions!
Aquire a cosmetic item.
Hit 100 Women!