The original recipe is lost to time but the same great taste remains!
Stock price wasn't the only thing falling!
College students love her!
Many were lost to time, but the ones that remain are protected by old money...
Don't forget: family is the most important thing.
What IS The Flying Constantine anyway?
The scandal couldn't have been that bad, right?
It's very important to keep the Canbrosia cold, you know.
John Shize III always had a penchant for conspiracy theories and the otherworldly...
Other companies simply couldn't compete in the free marketplace of sodas!
Healthy partnerships between industry and political movements should be encouraged!
Who says you can't ship cans all around the world?
From Shize to Sheez and back to Shize...
J.R. Shize & Sons was no more after Veggie Broth...
Investors had no idea what was going on until it was too late...
He'll remember what you did...
You're getting the hang of it!
All the Cans love you!
You're an expert Can Pleaser!
I hope this doesn't awaken anything in me...
Only the best from our canfic writers!
John Shize II died as he lived: surrounded by cold soda, warm bodies and thick aluminium.
Candice Cannes CANgratulates you!
Together forever, and ever, and ever...
You are going to do great things together...
Consider yourself a professional soda satisfier!
Don't forget: Shize LLC loves you.