Complete Chapter 1

Meet your demise in Edgewood

Donate 100 credits to the Guidance Counselor

Collect both the Gourmet Turtle and the Wandering Crab in a single game

Deal over 400 damage with a basic attack on an enemy

Defeat Frothy the Dragon without taking damage

Finish off Some Harmless Markings with a chalk cloud

Defeat The Box of Nice Things with four or more presents still alive

Please sir - defeat the Cauldron of Yesterdayers before A Second Helping

Finish Sudsy the Inanimate with his own glacial spike

Defeat the Candelabra of Longing without leaving the light

Defeat Goneril twice

Heal only a single damage with a juice box

Donate 500 credits to the Guidance Counselor

Meet your demise in Edgewood again and again and again

Collect 35 items over multiple playthroughs

Complete Chapter 2

Donate 1500 credits to the Guidance Counselor

Collect and hold 40 tokens in a single playthrough

Defeat an Archivist

Collect the Broken Mirror and the Trapstem Roses in a single game

Defeat The Obsolete Operator with five or more trash can Broggs still alive

Defeat The Frozen Few without failing a maze once

Defeat Goneril before destroying any buildings

Defeat The Disciplined King in under 75 seconds

Defeat Cyndar's Timekeeper without using a time bubble

Defeat The Friendly Foot Stools without taking damage

Defeat Regan three times

Roll while holding the Fragile Roly Poly and the Candelabra Matchsticks

Carry ten or more consumables at once

Donate 5000 credits to the Guidance Counselor

Complete a sensitive floor while under the influence of Severity

Complete Chapter 3

Defeat a feral cat champion

Reach the end of Chapter 2 without using a vending machine

Defeat 500 enemies in the Edgewood Home for Lost Children

Defeat The Virtuoso while confused

Defeat Regan while holding max juice boxes

Defeat The Winged Overseer with 10 or more small birds still alive

Defeat A Leafy Oversight after letting him absorb 6 or more spores

Defeat The Brick Pile without letting any slime return

Finish off Specialist Fenwick with at least four patients unconscious

Defeat Dr. Bloodfather with less than 13 health remaining

Defeat The Administrators four times

Drink 500 Juice Boxes

Donate 10000 credits to the Guidance Counselor

Deal over 1000 damage with a basic attack on an enemy

Complete the game on Hard Mode

Complete Chapter 4

Uncover both Goneril's Mallet and Regan's Lunchbox

Reach the end of Chapter 3 without rolling

Save 80 tokens in a single playthrough

Collect every single piece of lore

Defeat A Buoyant Double after killing three Frosty Doubles

Defeat Better Cordy without hitting it with basic attacks

Defeat The Imaginaries with less than 50 move speed remaining

Defeat The Administrators after spawning 13 extra enemies

Defeat His Natural Defenses after killing 21 spawned enemies

Beat the game five times

Reach the end of Chapter 4 in under an hour

Complete Hard Mode without using any juice boxes

Complete Hard Mode in under an hour

Get a ten game win streak

Complete all other achievements