You have achieved your first of many losses to come

Play a hundred games

Get terminated a thousand times

Fire one million buillets of any kind

Defeat ten thousand enemies

Upgrade your weapons one time

Upgrade your weapons a thousand times

Upgrade any weapon to the max

Turn the first boss in the game into dust

Crush the spirit of life out of the second boss

Return the third boss to its maker

Put the fourth boss six feet under

Turn the fifth boss into shards

Deal with the sixth boss

Complete a cycle

Eliminate the first boss without assistance

Eliminate the second boss without assistance

Eliminate the third boss without assistance

Eliminate the fourth boss without assistance

Eliminate the fifth boss without assistance

Eliminate the sixth boss without assistance

Complete the game without assistance

Turn the first boss in the hard version into dust

Crush the spirit of life out of the second boss in the hard version

Return the third boss in the hard version to its maker

Put the fourth boss six feet under in the hard version

Turn the fifth boss into shards in the hard version

Deal with the sixth boss in the hard version

Complete the hard version of the game

Eliminate the first boss in the hard version without assistance

Eliminate the second boss in the hard version without assistance

Eliminate the third boss in the hard version without assistance

Eliminate the fourth boss in the hard version without assistance

Eliminate the fifth boss in the hard version without assistance

Eliminate the sixth boss in the hard version without assistance

Complete the game without assistance

Turn the first boss into dust in co-op

Blow the second boss to smithereens in co-op

Blast the third boss to kingdom come in co-op

Unleash fatal fury onto the fourth boss in co-op

Bring death upon the fifth boss in co-op

Emerge victorious from the sixth boss battle in co-op

Complete the game in co-op

Turn the first boss into dust in co-op without assistance

Blow the second boss to smithereens in co-op without assistance

Blast the third boss to kingdom come in co-op without assistance

Unleash fatal fury onto the fourth boss in co-op without assistance

Bring death upon the fifth boss in co-op without assistance

Emerge victorious from the sixth boss battle in co-op without assistance

Complete the game in co-op without assistance

Turn the first boss in the hard version into dust in co-op

Crush the spirit of life out of the second boss in the hard version in co-op

Return the third boss in the hard version to its maker in co-op

Put the fourth boss six feet under in the hard version in co-op

Turn the fifth boss into shards in the hard version in co-op

Deal with the sixth boss in the hard version in co-op

Complete the hard version of the game in co-op

Eliminate the first boss in the hard co-op version without assistance

Eliminate the second boss in the hard co-op version without assistance

Eliminate the third boss in the hard co-op version without assistance

Eliminate the fourth boss in the hard co-op version without assistance

Eliminate the fifth boss in the hard co-op version without assistance

Eliminate the sixth boss in the hard co-op version without assistance

Complete the hard co-op version of the game without assistance

Complete the game using only one credit

Complete the game using only one credit without assistance

Complete the game using only one credit in the hard version

Complete the game using only one credit in the hard version without assistance

Complete the game in co-op using only one credit each

Complete the game in co-op using only one credit each without assistance

Complete the game in co-op hard using only one credit each

Complete the game in co-op hard using only one credit each without assistance

Turn the first boss in the common version into dust

Crush the spirit of life out of the second boss in the common version

Return the third boss in the common version to its maker

Put the fourth boss six feet under in the common version

Turn the fifth boss into shards in the common version

Deal with the sixth boss in the common version

Complete the common version of the game

Eliminate the first boss in the common version without assistance

Eliminate the second boss in the common version without assistance

Eliminate the third boss in the common version without assistance

Eliminate the fourth boss in the common version without assistance

Eliminate the fifth boss in the common version without assistance

Eliminate the sixth boss in the common version without assistance

Complete the game without assistance

Complete the game using only one credit in the common version

Complete the game using only one credit in the common version without assistance