You killed 50 enemies! Nice!
You killed 250 enemies!
You killed 575 enemies!
You killed 1250 enemies! Wow!
Blimey! You killed 2800 enemies.
Wow, you've killed 7500 enemies.
AHH! You've killed 15,000 enemies!!!
Uhh...
You cleared 3 floors!
Nice! You cleared 7 floors.
You've only gone and cleared 18 floors, wow!
You're going up in the world!
Wow, you've cleared 75 floors.
Cleared 160 floors!
Cleared 325 floors!
WOWEE, you've cleared one thousand floors! Time for bed!
You've bought 10 random perks, I hope they were good ones!
You bought 25 random perks!
That's 58 perks bought!
You've purchased 142 perks in total!
You've bought 260 perks, shopping!
You've bought 600 perks!
You've bought 1,255 perks!
You've bought 5,000 perks! Nice! Wow!
You've fixed 5 turrets!
You've fixed 25 turrets, that's a lot of friends!
You've fixed 55 turrets!
That's 125 turrets fixed now. Keep going!
Why do the turrets need money to be fixed? Surely a screwdriver would be better?
You've now fixed 1,000 turrets! What a guy!
You've fixed 2,500 turrets! Great job! Wowee
You've just fixed 12 turrets. Nice!
You have spent £750! I hope you didn't spend it all at once!
You've spent £3500
£9500 has been spent.
You've spent £18,000. Wow!
That's £35,000 spent now.
You've spent £70,000 in total.
That's a lot of money!
YOU'VE SPENT ONE MILLION POUNDS? Blimey. PAMP.
You're going to need a lot of pockets!
You defeated the HELL BOSS! Good job!
Explosions do absolutely no damage to you. That's very nice!
Thanks for that!
Why did you do that? For the achievement? That was silly.
This place is horrible.
You got 10 kills during a single focus! That's very nice!
Those guys deserved it!
That smells much better!
You used a teleporter! Technology! Wow!
Feeling healthy. Eat your greens!