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High Five Me Again, Yeah
You high fived the arm one too many times.
We Don't Go There
You entered the forbidden mouse hole.
You used the kvlt code to get the kvlt black metal audio tape.
You installed a virus in IT.
Carpal Tunnel Revenue
You pressed the ad button 10000 times and skipped the puzzle. You also may have carpal tunnel.
Down in the Dungeon
You found the Lich King Dungeon. (Steve's holiday house)
You collected all the audio tapes.
Toast My Buns
You dated a toaster. Your buns are now nice and toasy.
Quak Me Hard
You dated a duck-human. The rumours are true.
Oh My What Long Arms You Have
You dated a noodle hands mutant. Flexibility is a blessing.
Succulent Space Odyseey
You bid a farewell to a space cactus.
Keeps Me Company
You defended yourself in the way only way you know how.
You listened to Doug drop some phat beatsies.
Qualified IT Consultant
You listened to enough IT advice, you could probably get mid tier IT consulting job.
There's No Place Like Wall
You talked to the Man in the Wall.
You learned some sweet dance moves.
You listened to a fridge drop some phat rhymes
You completed Paradigm. Dope.