Spawn 1000 items
Kill a person
Kill at least three people
Kill 100 people
Kill 1000 people
Kill 10k people
Kill a million people
Play the game for an hour in one session without murdering anything
Travel through the portal
Receive the signal
Perform inverse teleportation
Inject a radioactive substance into the bloodstream of a human
Create a black hole
Detonate an organism filled with an explosive liquid
Use the jukebox to burst heads
Save a human from a sticky grenade by activating an EMP right before it's too late
Create exotic liquid