The first of many deaths.

Good job! You beat the basic tutorial world!

Now you're getting somewhere.

Yeah, okay.

Even though things were hard to see at times, you managed to beat it!

Congrats! Even your mom would be proud of you!

Generic win message.

You've made it to the final world!

Oh wait, there is more? This isn't your traditional retro game, now is it?

Now you're being "pointed" into the right direction!

What if the game stopped after this world, after an odd number?

You unlocked the final world. Praise be unto the cubes.

You finally achieved an achievement in PING 1.5+™! Good job! Here is an achievement for achieving an achievement!

The first step to an angular universe.

Another one bites the dust.

You really commanded that battle pretty well!

You really are the bomb!

That was a'maze'ing!

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You really 'alien'ated those enemies!

You finally killed Master Sphere... or did you?

OH MY GOSH THAT WAS SO MANY OF THEM!

You stopped all bases from being taken.

They were firing their lasers and you survived.

That'll do PING. That'll do.

Let's bounce out of here.

That's a lot of shots! Go get a life!

Wow. Much win.

Sadist.