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POSTAL 2 Complete achievements
You Snow Nothing John Blow
Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
You are not alone
Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Workin' for the Weekend
Where's Mr. McGibblets?
Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Well, aren't YOU a badass
Kicked open a door.
Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad
Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
There's always money in the banana stand
Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Thanks for the money!
Finished all seven days.
Taxidermy with Chuck Testa
Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Someone's got a case of the Mondays!
"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.
Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
SCREW that game!
Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
Screw Bill Lumbergh!
Scientology Level: OT VIII
Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.
Running With Scissors
Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Rick Grimes 4 Life
Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Rich on Reddit
Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
Reddit's Famous Double Dong
Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Reddit would be proud.
Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Rebecca Black's Nightmare
Totaled 30 cars.
Rain on your Wedding Day
Reunited with an old flame.
Kicked 30 people in the balls.
R. Kelly's Protege
Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Pussy on a Pedestal
Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Bought the toilet paper instead of stealing it.
Planet of the Apes: The Musical
Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.
Paid the Piper
Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
One time, at band camp...
Saved the marching band from explody death.
OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale
Roasted 30 people with fire.
OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!
Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Ode to Eddings
Deactivated all of the Vend-A-Cure XJ-2 units.
My Name is Jesus
Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.
Michonne ain't got nothin' on me
Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Lieberman is our Leader!
Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Made a very long killing spree.
It's sterile and I like the taste
Sucked down your own piss.
It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway
Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog
Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays
I'm not even supposed to be here today!
Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!
I swear, I thought it was a home fill
Exploded a nuclear bomb.
I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace
Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
I should buy a boat
Read the newspaper every day.
I don't need virgins for this
Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you
Put out someone that's on fire.
I Am Legend
Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!
Killed over 1,000 people.
Holocaust: Part Deux
Reunited with an old enemy.
Collected money for charity without stealing from Zack Ward.
Gained your first dog helper.
Kicked 30 dogs.
Harder than r/gonewild
Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.
Gotta pay the Troll Toll
Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!
Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Killed Zack Ward.
Gary vs. a Giant Penis
Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.
Reunited with an old friend.
Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Friend of Dorothy
Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Found 'em faster than GWB
Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Finkle IS Einhorn!
Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Fear and Loathing
Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
Wore all three outfits.
Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Don't taze me, bro!
Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Do you even Enzyte, bro?
Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.
Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Cesar Millan is Gay
Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Can't Touch This
Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
CAN YOU DIG IT?!
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)
C U Next Tuesday
Bitches Love Cake
Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake.
Spent $5,000 on vending machines.
Better than POSTAL III
Rescued your loyal companion.
Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.
Anger Management With Roger Clemens
Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree
Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
40 Year Old Virgin
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)