Kill the big bad RONA without using the vaccine
Kill the big bad RONA
Kill Karen
Kill Tesloborgelion
Find the third installment
Kill 5 hostiles with akimbo powerup active
Kill 5 hostiles with quick pillz powerup active
Kill 5 hostiles with steroids powerup active
Find a certain secret not on wednesday
Get 100% on any of the levels
Pet a cat
Confuse at least 5 hostiles with piss
Burn at least 5 hostiles with piss
Freeze at least 5 hostiles with piss
Piss on Tesloborgelion boy parts
Find all enemy codex entries
Find all location codex entries
Find all weapon codex entries
Kill a certain group of hostiles in the forest
Kill a certain group of hostiles in the neighbourhood
Finish any level below the speedrun threshold
Use an ammo box
Use a health pipe
Use portable armor
Find a certain secret on wednesday, my dude
Reflect 10 projectiles