Kill 100 minions in a game!
Kill 250 minions in a game!
Kill 500 minions in a game!
Crash-Kill 25 enemies in a game!
Crash-Kill 50 enemies in a game!
Crash-Kill 75 enemies in a game!
Kill your first boss!
Kill 5 bosses in a game!
Kill 7 bosses in a game!
It's not a pipe!
Activate your first Tank Module! Pew Pew!
Get close to the Sun's surface!
Don't make him angry!
Yes, that was just the tutorial!
Stop playing now!
It's too late!
Perform the X Maneuver 50 times in a game!
Perform the X Maneuver 100 times in a game!
Perform the X Maneuver 200 times in a game!
Score at least 100.000
Score at least 1.000.000
Score at least 3.000.000
Score a PERFECT at level 1
Score a PERFECT at level 2
Score a PERFECT at level 3
Score a PERFECT at level 4
Score a PERFECT at level 5
Reach level... 6?
Reach level...11?
The best character has arrived!
Play a game in Hardcore-Mode!
Play a game in Ultra-Hardcore-Mode!
Get to the other dimension!
Ready for the final dance-off?
Is it over?
Your doom is written!
Play a game in Chaos-Mode!
Play a game in Boss-Rush-Mode!
You should not beat up an old woman!