Pass the point of no return

Find and deliver half of the items in the scavenger hunt, before deliver the second half

Find and deliver all of the items in the scavenger hunt

Collect every figment in "Obstacle Course 1" and check them in the menu

Collect every figment in "Obstacle Course 2" and check them in the menu

Collect every figment in "Obstacle Course Finale" and check them in the menu

Collect every figment in "The Lounge" and check them in the menu

Collect every figment in "The Race" and check them in the menu

Collect every figment in "The Party" and check them in the menu

Collect every figment in "Lungfishopolis" and check them in the menu

Collect every figment in "The Neighborhood" and check them in the menu

Collect every figment in "The Book Depository" and check them in the menu

Collect every figment in "The Stage" and check them in the menu

Collect every figment in "The Catwalks" and check them in the menu

Collect every figment in "Running Against the Bull" and check them in the menu

Collect every figment in "Edgar's Sanctuary" and check them in the menu

It's too late to chicken out of Basic Braining now...

Clean and repressed... just how Sasha likes it

At least the party was PG rated

Become a monster in "Lungfishopolis" and defeat the so-called Saviour

The world wasn't ready for you, Milkman...

End Jasper's career and make Bonita come on stage

Now Napoleon will never return, I think...

Make Edgar happy once again

Become an official Psychonaut!

Find the "Oleander's Pride" memory vault

Find the "Oleander's Shame" memory vault

Find the "Sasha's First Loss" memory vault

Find the "Sasha's Second Sight" memory vault

Find the "Milla's Children" memory vault

Find the "Milla's Adventure" memory vault

Find the "Razputin's Getaway" memory vault

Find the "The World Shall Taste My Eggs!" memory vault

Find the "Lungfishopolis Under Siege!" memory vault

Find the "Lungfish and Loboto" memory vault

Find the "Boyd: Fired Again!" memory vault

Find the "Boyd: Hired Again!" memory vault

Find the "Gloria's Cruel Training" memory vault

Find the "Gloria's Fallen Star" memory vault

Find the "Fred vs. Crispin" memory vault

Find the "Fred vs. Napoleon" memory vault

Find the "Edgar's Love" memory vault

Find the "Edgar's Lament" memory vault

Find the "The Big Top" memory vault

Achieve Rank 10

Achieve Rank 20

Achieve Rank 30

Achieve Rank 50

Achieve Rank 75

Achieve Rank 101

Sort all of the emotional baggage in "Basic Braining" and watch the primal memories

Sort all of the emotional baggage in "Brain Tumbler Experiment" and watch the primal memories

Sort all of the emotional baggage in "Sasha's Shooting Gallery" and watch the primal memories

Sort all of the emotional baggage in "Milla's Dance Party" and watch the primal memories

Sort all of the emotional baggage in "Lungfishopolis" and watch the primal memories

Sort all of the emotional baggage in "Milkman Conspiracy" and watch the primal memories

Sort all of the emotional baggage in "Gloria's Theater" and watch the primal memories

Sort all of the emotional baggage in "Waterloo World" and watch the primal memories

Sort all of the emotional baggage in "Black Velvetopia" and watch the primal memories

Sort all of the emotional baggage in "Meat Circus" and watch the primal memories

Find and return J.T's brain

Find and return Chop's brain

Find and return Kitty's brain

Find and return Franke's brain

Find and return Bobby's brain

Find and return Chloe's brain

Find and return Maloof's brain

Find and return Milka's brain

Find and return Benny's brain

Find and return Quentin's brain

Find and return Dogen's brain

Find and return Elka's brain

Find and return Phoebe's brain

Find and return Crystal's brain

Find and return Clem's brain

Find and return Nil's brain

Find and return Vernon's brain

Find and return Elton's brain

Find and return Mikhail's brain

Collect every figment in "Brain Tumbler Experiment" and check them in the menu

Collect every figment in "Sasha's Shooting Gallery" and check them in the menu

Collect every figment in "Waterloo World" and check them in the menu

Collect every figment in "Meat Circus" and check them in the menu

*Insert plot twist here*

Defeat Cochamara without taking damage

Earn an extra rank in the punching minigame

Show Clem and Crystal the button and ask them to cheer

Use the Bacon... a lot

In "Waterloo World", see the game from another perspective

Deliver the coach's speech at the Stump

Purchase the Cobweb Duster

Purchase a Dream Fluff, maybe two...

After talking with Bonita for the first time, complete "Gloria's Theater" in the same session

Read up on all of the history of the Whispering Rock Psychic Summer Camp at the stump

Earn every Merit Badge

Purchase the Mental Magnet

Using the Dowsing Rod, find an incredibly valuable arrowhead

Uncover Milla's Secret

Change the color of your PSI powers

Finish Milla's race within 1:32

Complete the final section of "Meat Circus" without touching the water

Depressurize the plane after listening to Vernon's seemingly endless story about his walk

Reach maximum mental health

Reach the maximum number of Astral Projection Layers

Defeat the Mind Tank inside of the Brain Tumbler without being confused. Exit the battle to reset

Show Mr. Pokelope to every kid in one session

Find Edgar's secret garden

Witness Maloof's transformation

Discover Bobby's secret love life

Finish "Basic Braining" within 15 minutes from starting a new game

Listen to Vernon's scariest story

Defeat the Mega Censor without using the aiming. Exit Sasha's mind to restart