Played every Final Round question type

Entered the same thing as your opponent

Got a Quiplash! (swept votes in a 5+-player game)

Got a Super Quiplash! (all player votes and 90% audience votes in a 5+ player game)

Played an 8-player game

Won two games in a row with all the same players

Won all battles in Rounds 1 and 2

Won all your battles in Round 1, but lost all your battles in Round 2

Won a battle with a Safety Quip

Wrote a quip that Schmitty actually responds to