Complete Act I in one go
Complete Act II in one go
Complete Act III in one go
Obtain the True ending
Rush to the end of the game
Don't put yourself in the equation
Go home, where it's safe
Get the game to insult you
Collect all the Golds
Collect all the Clangs
Collect all the CDs
Complete your ShootIndex
Collect all Power-ups
Finish a Tea Time stage without crashing
Make a new friend