Set difficulty to [Wussy].
Recruit Gary.
Recruit Conan.
Get Alex's [Punch Stat] to 100.
Get Alex's [Kick Stat] to 100.
Get Alex's [Weapon Stat] to 100.
Get Alex's [Defense Stat] to 100.
Get Alex's [Strength Stat] to 100.
Get Alex's [Agility Stat] to 100.
Get Alex's [Jump Stat] to 100.
Get Alex's [Toughness Stat] to 100.
Get Alex's [MAX Stamina Stat] to 200.
Get Ryan's [Punch Stat] to 100.
Get Ryan's [Kick Stat] to 100.
Get Ryan's [Weapon Stat] to 100.
Get Ryan's [Defense Stat] to 100.
Get Ryan's [Strength Stat] to 100.
Get Ryan's [Agility Stat] to 100.
Get Ryan's [Jump Stat] to 100.
Get Ryan's [Toughness Stat] to 100.
Get Ryan's [MAX Stamina Stat] to 200.
Recruit Rick.
Find [Merlin's Mystery].
Recruit Blade.
Recruit Turk.
Recruit Jesse.
Recruit Mojo.
Recruit Thor.
Beat the game on [Normal Difficulty] or Higher.
Beat the game on [Crazy Difficulty].
Defeat the [Generic Dudes] 5 times.
Defeat the [Frat Boys] 5 times.
Defeat [The Mob] 5 times.
Defeat the [Dragons] 5 times.
Defeat the [Rockers] 5 times.
Defeat the [Eagles] 5 times.
Defeat the [Home-Boys] 5 times.
Defeat the [Jocks] 5 times.
Defeat the [Locals] 5 times.
Defeat the [Cowboys] 5 times.
Defeat the [Internationals] 5 times.
Defeat the [Rejects] 5 times.
Defeat the [Gamers] 5 times.
Defeat the [Plague] 5 times.
Defeat the [Entrees] 5 times.