Grinding through the basics

Narrowly escaped the invasion

Made it through the green

Nearly froze to death

Survived the 20th century

No good deed goes unpunished

Going the Distance

Prolonging the Magic

My intentions are good and earnest and true

I will survive

Reluctantly crouched at the starting line

I have wasted so much time

Outsmarted the super intelligent

Conquered the mothership

Survived the office grind

Wasn't even scared

Made it through the fire

Barely took any rads

From the depths of the ocean

Creature of logic

Creature of money

Creature of the night

Not all that hard

Fairly impressive

Truly noteworthy

Absolutely Amazing

Cleaning out the galactic junk

Good at dodging space bullets

self reliant

It can't be christmas every day

One gun kind of man / woman

Grenades need not apply

No use for a flammable backpack

3 down, 1 bullet

Useful pests

Got there on time

Take the long way home

No stone left unturned

Call in the exterminator

Needed to clean out the freezer

A scary mess

Toxic waste removal

Through the flames untouched

Free employee gym

Avoided the radiation sickness

Riding the waves.

Riding the waves... like a champ!