Beat all of the forest levels.

Beat all of the dungeon levels.

Find the secret room.

Activate mouth sounds.

Visit the options menu.

Try out the lowest resolution.

Equip Spiffy.

Unlock all equipment.

Unlock every class.

Beat the final boss.

Swing your weapon 100 times.

Swing your weapon 1,000 times.

Swing your weapon 10,000 times.

Swing your weapon 100,000 times.

Swing your weapon 1,000,000 times.

Complete 1 quest.

Complete 10 quests.

Complete 100 quests.

Complete 1,000 quests.

Kill 1 enemy.

Kill 50 enemies.

Kill 100 enemies.

Kill 500 enemies.

Kill 1,000 enemies.

Kill 10,000 enemies.

Get a high score of 10 or more in Endless Mode.

Get a high score of 25 or more in Endless Mode.

Get a high score of 50 or more in Endless Mode.

Get a high score of 100 or more in Endless Mode.

Get a high score of 200 or more in Endless Mode.

Get a high score of 300 or more in Endless Mode.

Kill 1 boss.

Kill 25 bosses.

Kill 50 bosses.

Kill 100 bosses.

Kill 250 bosses.

Kill 500 bosses.