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(Love Is) Thicker Than Water
Unlocked the Inflatiboat For Cars.
Ring My Bell
Unlocked the Pickup Finder.
Unlocked the Reverser Wheel.
Keep on Truckin'
Unlocked the Traffic Coner.
Cold as Ice
Unlocked the Multiplier Freezer.
Play That Funky Music
Unlocked the Beary Nice Music Box.
You Spin Me Right Round
Follow a lady into the big smoke.
I've Made a Huge Mistake
Make a huge mistake.
Drove straight for Beth.
I Will Survive
Survive the Mountain Fair Demolition Derby without exploding.
Stand still for a minute of silence at The Memorial.
The Horn Proclaimers
Honk your horn 500 times, then honk your horn 500 more.
Baby Come Back
Die 360 times.
I've Covered Wars, You Know
Revolve over 53,596 times.
Baby on Board
Aggressively warn a dozen pedestrians with the Trafffic Coner.
Fly Like an Eagle
Purchase a pet eagle.
Welcome to eSports
Complete your first eSports Speedrun Challenge.
Better Than Mama
Get a better eSports Speedrun Time than the No Goblin team.
Straight to the Pool Room
In "Ball Bouncers", bounce the ball at least 12 times.
In "Run Like Crazy", get 150 yards away.
Fire and Rain
In "Death from Above", survive for 30 seconds.
In "Limocide", take out 50 pedestrians.
Pope on the Ropes
In "Farming Simulator 1977", complete your farming in under 40 seconds.
In "Destruction Derby", take out 8 cars.
In "The Great Hunt", find 6 regions.
That's Where The Happy People Go
View the "How's Your Driving" screen outside of the DMV ride. Useful, isn't it?
Purchase some property.
Feels Like the First Time
Purchase something from The Chrome Dome.
25 or 6 to 4
Reach a 35x multiplier.
For the Love of Money
Collect every Cash Stash.
Gonna Fly Now
Accomplish every Sick Jump.
Collect every star in a single ride.
Discover all of the horns.
Purchase every hat and paint job.
Still the One
Collect every star in every ride.
Purchase every property.
Feels So Good
Reach 100% completion on a mission.
What a Fool Believes
Reach 100% completion for the entire game.
Wheels of Steel
Complete an eSports Speedrun without exploding.
Smoke & Mirrors
Drive the entire "classic" length of Desert Limo without crashing.