Win 10 battles.
Win 100 battles.
Win 500 battles.
Win 1000 battles.
Win 5000 battles.
Reach level 5.
Reach level 11.
Reach level 21.
Reach level 50.
Get 100 exploration bonuses.
Find and open 100 RcMeal boxes.
Scratch all five stickers before battle.
Defeat 1985 hood soldiers.
Cause 121 damage with an energy weapon.
Burn enemies 16 times in one battle.
Collect all 128 Scratch N' Sniff Stickers.
Max out your multiplier.
Kill 500 Lizard Men.
Die 100 times.
Retry a fight and win.
Beat an entire episode without dying.
Send taco flying after knocking Skeleboar off of him.
Score 200 righteous defenses.
Collect dinner for a friend.
Get rich! (Have over $100,000)
Use equine based attacks 30 times.
Eat 1,000 food items.
Complete 2 different episodes.
Complete 4 different episodes.
Complete 5 different episodes.
Help a student flush his toots.
Flush all the school pets down the toilet.
Get a battle rank of A or higher five different times.
Get a triple S ranking in battle.
Buy 50 items from vending machines.
Destroy the gruel in Episode 2.
Don't destroy the gruel in Episode 2.
Pick up or buy 500 objects.
Win an impossible battle.
Defeat an enemy with a critical punch.
Defeat 10 enemies with a punch.
Get a righteous rating on a weapon slider 10 times.
Try all three charging methods.
Win a fight without scratching any stickers.
Scratch the cardboard box sticker.
Walk away from the Bertha fight.
Stop the HOOD forces in Shadow Valley.
Play an episode twice.
Decide to fight Bertha for Bobby Jett.
Destroy 100 Sphere Bots.
Flood Ben's porta-potty.
Drain Ben's porta-potty.
Buy Henry's ticket for Ash.
Hire Charles Cheezer to "talk" to Henry.
You called Jenny for a good time.
Spend $1,000 on 900 numbers.
Defeat Super Computah.
Get every one of the cereal box's surprises.
Hook Sarah up with Randy Greenback.
Hook Sarah up with the Basketball Team.
Hook Sarah up with Matt Conroy.
Hook Sarah up with Chris Rock.
Force Blake to go on a date with Sarah.
Crane kick Billy.
Defeat Evil Marty.
Deflect 50 projectiles.
Defeat Wave 5 of Endless Battle.
Defeat Wave 10 of Endless Battle.
Defeat Wave 15 of Endless Battle.
Win an arena battle.
Use the decoder ring.
Win a battle against the Frizzies.
Shoot your eye out with the BB Gun.
Wear your sunglasses at night.
Compact Ben in the trash compactor.
Save Ben from the trash compactor.
Defeat the Trash Monster.
Defeat the Lizard King.
Retrieve Charles Cheezer's merchandise.
Collect the newspapers for Derek.
Defeat Adrian the cyberdaemon, lord of pizza.
Use the safety scissors to pull an enemy across a bomb.
Get Todd and Mary back together.
Make Kev the robot band frontman.
Make Chris the robot band frontrock.
Make Bearris the robot band frontman.
Make Captain Crunch the robot band frontman.