User draws the track on the map.

Help Strong Bad lose the race for Homestar.

Homestar moves out of the House of Strong.

Completed the game itself.

Obtained all costumes.

Called everyone in Strongbadia.

Collected all Teen Girl Squad cards.

Collect all pages of the Snake Boxer 5 manual.

Earned all obscure trophies.

Obtained a really good time on the Free Country USA Triannual Race to the End of the Race.

Faced and defeated 14 levels of snakes in Snake Boxer 5.

Unlocked Snake Boxer 5's Cobra mode.

Earn 5000 points or more in Teen Girl Squad.

There is no higher rank to describe your awesomeness!