You fell off the world.

You died!

You leaped with the greatest of ease.

You shattered the planet.

You were devoured by the Blight.

You collapsed into a pile of ash.

You reached the Bone Desert.

You reached the Forgotten Labs.

You found the source of the signal.

You reached the Dark Core.

You returned with the Amulet of Yendor.

You defeated the Blight.

You saw what lies beneath the mask.

You inspired a true believer.

You rebelled against your worm overlords.

You got a smooch after death.

You saw your inner darkness.

You raised a creature from an egg.

You befriended a carnivorous plant.

You befriended a wild nest guardian.

You befriended a murderous robot.

You befriended a wild hatchling.

You befriended a cosmic jellyfish.

You found a massive nest in the desert.

You found a tribal mutant graveyard.

You found the lost crablet valley.

You found a maze of locked doors.

You found a bleak wasteland.

You reached 20 teleporters.

You found a research facility.

You reached 100 teleporters.

You reached 1000 teleporters.

You opened 10 locked doors.

You opened 100 locked doors.

You reached a Strength of 20.

You opened 1000 locked doors.

You reached a Wits of 20.

You reached a Fate of 20.

You reached a Wits of 40.

You reached a Strength of 40.

You reached a Fate of 40.

You reached a Strength of 80.

You reached a Fate of 80.

You reached a Wits of 80.

You killed 10 Crablets.

You killed 100 Crablets.

You killed 10000 Crablets.

You killed 1000 Crablets.

You killed 10 Hatchlings & Nest Guardians

You killed 100 Hatchlings & Nest Guardians

You killed 10 Robots & Turrets

You killed 1000 Hatchlings & Nest Guardians

You killed 100 Robots & Turrets

You killed 1000 Robots & Turrets

You killed 100 Tribal Aliens.

You killed 10 Tribal Aliens.

You killed 1000 Tribal Aliens.

You killed 10 Plants

You killed 1000 Plants

You killed 100 Plants

You killed 10 Blight Monsters.

You killed 100 Blight Monsters.

You killed 10000 Blight Monsters.

You killed 1000 Blight Monsters.

You survived until Distance 5!

You survived until Distance 10!

You survived until Distance 20!

You survived until Distance 15!

You survived until Distance 25!