Drink an explosion potion. For some reason.

Find a jug of piss. For some reason.

Wreck the Buff Mechington.

Defeat the Buff Mechington with a kick to the butt.

Discover the fate of the Hermes Captain.

Make a lewd gesture with the Magnetic Inductor while in a bed.

Cook and eat human flesh.

Soil a chicken with dung.

Kill a chicken with an egg.

Get brown on you.

Craft a rough gem.

Craft a refined gem.

Craft a faceted gem.

Craft a brilliant gem.

Return that which was stolen.