Fast & furious got nothing on you!

Frigates are just another statistic...

Destroying Cruisers equals a good workout!

Capital Ships crumble before you!

You eat Scum & Pirates for breakfast!

You turn Space Pigs into deliciousness!

There's an Alpha Predator & it's you!

Crush them & hear their lamentations!

Liberate humanity from the Imperials!

Free humanity from the Xeno taint!

Restore the Human Condition to immortals!

Big or small, trade crises will be fixed!

You fight for a paycheck & you like it!

You are a mass murderer of asteroids!

Empires drown under your contrabands!

Everybody loves a nice & big booty!

Throwing drones at the problem!

E-Warping gives you a major high!

Sacrifices for the greater good... You!

Zerkers just need to chill-out man!