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Complete Mazebound. You only need to beat it 300,000 times to win a slide whistle.
Find 100 unique codex items. Study them all, prepare for a pop quiz.
Incapacitate an innocent bystander. You monster.
Traveling in Style
Obtain a cool vehicle. Pop some sweet wheelies.
Too Heavy to Kick
Destroy a robot chicken. Don't try to eat it.
Unearth 55 unique fossils. Try not to pay attention to the ones that are alarmingly humanoid.
Return Koichi to the outpost.
The Simple Life
Harvest a crop. See what happens when you eat it.
Return Lana Blake to the outpost.
Defeat the Ruin.
Return the Baron to the outpost.
Fix your ship.
Return Tonauac to the outpost.
Return Nuru to the outpost.
Kill 100 small flying monsters. They had it coming.
Harvest 30 unique crops. Start thinking about who you'd like to romance and that barn extension.
Shock and Awe
Defeat the Shockhopper MK I. Notice it rarely hops.
Obtain an entire set of armour. Now use dye to make your armour fabulous.
Perfectly Generic Achievement
Obtain the mythical perfectly generic item.
Kill another player. Unity is overrated anyway.
Not in Front of the Children!
Defeat Mother Poptop. Every Poptop you meet from here on out is a lonely orphan.
Not a Llama
Obtain a complete alpaca costume. Use it only for good!
Capture a monster. How does it fit in that tiny ball?
Collect at least 50 unique action figures. Insist to your friends they're actually called statuettes.
Become champion of the arena. Crush your foes like an orange sorbet.
Just like mum used to make!
Practice your chef skills. Try not to harm anyone.
Home Sweet Home
Attract your first colonist. Make sure you treat them right.
From the Ashes
Build a large colony. Well done Protector!
Recruit your first crew member. Captain!
Recruit a penguin mercenary from the Beakeasy.
Defeat the dastardly Dreadwing. Bring joy to penguins everywhere.
Destroyer of Worlds
Move a planet's worth of blocks. If you weren't using a Matter Manipulator you'd be ripped.
Prepare at least 100 unique dishes. Bonus points if they're edible.
Build 5 homes in a very small space. This isn't a healthy way for anyone to live.
Complete the Cosmic Museum's cosmic collection.
Congratulations on Your Graduation!
Survive the Protectorate. It could have been worse.
Captain of the Year
Recruit at least 12 crew members. Consider starting a pension plan.
Capture your first bug with a bug net. Esther would be proud.
Catch 42 unique bugs. Give them all funny names.
Find a Codex. On Earth it's rude to read other people's diaries.
Augment your EPP. Now it's an AEPP.
Collect 210 unique pieces of armour. See how many you can wear at the same time. (Spoiler, it's 3).
Collect your first musical instrument! Keep playing, even when everyone begs you to stop.
All Walks of Life
Attract 10 unique tenants. Marvel at their collective peculiarity.
Restore a complete fossil. Make wild assumptions about what it used to be.
Complete a quest! Joke's on you, there isn't any XP in this game.
A Tireless Task
Complete 50 quests for your colonists. When did this become your full time job?
A Motley Crew
Recruit one crew member from every race. It's like a teeny tiny protectorate.
A Helping Hand
Complete 10 quests for your colonists. Feel like an asset to the community!
A Cheeky Chore
Complete 25 quests for your colonists. These guys sure do ask a lot of you don't they...
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