Defeat the Crat King.
Expose Dead Drop.
Defeat the Tax Man.
Pay your taxes to the Tax Man.
Win The Dive.
Defeat The Dingo.
Return the Printing Plates.
Defeat Glogula.
Defeat Jumbo Check.
Defeat the Bush Reporter.
Get a jackpot in the slots.
Get 3 Jeromes in the the slots.
Help the Mayor.
Find the hidden route to Tiptopolis.
Defeat Envy.
Donate to the Mayor's campaign.
Commit insurance fraud.
Return Flippy to Lil Boy Po.
Get the Master Rod.
Get a Fishing Rod.
Catch a Hole Punch Whale.
Defeat the Door.
Deliver the "Pizza."
Bring back Becky The Plant.
Defeat Peeper Narkinson.
Get to Tiptopolis.
Get to Docksford.
Get to Stocksford.
Defeat CEO-Bot
Defeat Smogula
Defeat Shareholder Threads
You've been tricked!
Defeat Shareholder VR
Win the fashion show.
Complete the Spendy Star quest.
Find the Pizza Pirate's secret ingredient.
Defeat Fisty Clenchman.
Join the Shirtless Club.
Get to Beanus
Destroy Beanus.
Defeat Mr.FreezyBreeze.
Defeat The World's Hottest Man.
Finish the ultimate dish.
Befriend The Publisher.
Talk to a snowman.
Defeat Shareholder Beans.
Get to Lube City.
Defeat King Kube.
Get to Gamerica.
Lose to yourself.
Start the revolution.
Defeat Shareholder Recyclese.
Get to Genus.
Destroy the medical hub.
Escape the Circus.
Defeat Ctrl P.
Defeat Shareholder Thinkus.
Defeat Clogula.
Defeat The Greatest Family.
Defeat Kingula.
Take The First Drug Trip.
Take The Second Drug Trip.
Take The Third Drug Trip.
Save All Of The Gamers.
Kill Our Greatest Fan.
Arrive On The Moon.
Fight The Remaining Shareholders.
Deliver The Package.
Destroy The IA Agency.
Become Fully Corrupted.
Kill The Pencil Pusher.
Spar Against Yuri.
Save The World.
Embrace Corruption.