Picked over 9000 coffees

Cleared all levels with an S-rank

Cleared a level without stopping once after entering Hyperactive Mode

Cleared a level without picking a single coffee

Used a Take Away Coffee and completed the level

Used a Mizugumo to walk on water

Used Yuki Onna Breath to freeze an enemy

Used a Ninja Cloak to avoid an enemy

Used a Katana to kill an enemy

Used a Ninja Suction Cup to climb a wall

Got killed by a Ghost

Got killed by a Ninja Dog

Got killed by a Mokujin. (Seriously?)

Unlocked Kumo

Unlocked Yukiko

Unlocked Kamomitsu

Unlocked Yaiba

Unlocked Kyu

Cleared a level with an S-Rank

Took a step

Performed a jump

Entered into Hyperactive Mode

Took a nap