Complete Downtown Performance.

Complete Hi-Fi Performance.

Complete Indigestion Performance.

Complete Circus Performance.

Complete Jungle Performance.

Complete Final Performance.

Complete Winter Performance.

Complete Downtown Performance on Hard difficulty.

Complete Hi-Fi Performance on Hard difficulty.

Complete Indigestion Performance on Hard difficulty.

Complete Circus Performance on Hard difficulty.

Complete Jungle Performance on Hard difficulty.

Complete Winter Performance on Hard difficulty.

Complete Final Performance on Hard difficulty.

Collect 145 Notes in Downtown Performance.

Collect 134 Notes in Hi-Fi Performance.

Collect 121 Notes in Indigestion Performance.

Collect 230 Notes in Circus Performance.

Collect 181 Notes in Jungle Performance.

Collect 125 Notes in Winter Performance.

In Final Performance, visit every room on floor 1, asides the elevator.

In Final Performance, visit every room on floor 2, asides the elevator.

In Final Performance, visit every room with multiple exits on floor 3.

Experience an invincibility-granting CD.

Find a score-multiplying Cassette Tape.

Find a flight-granting LP.

Max out your Strength by collecting 7 Headphones.

Defeat 10 enemies in a row.

Defeat 20 enemies in a row.

Beat Tasty Vittle Session round 5.

Beat Goin' Perlin' round 3.

Beat Just Hackin' Away round 3.

Win some underpants.

Get a final score of +122,000.

Get a final score of +274,000.

Beat any: Tasty Vittle Session round 7, Goin' Perlin' round 5, Just Hackin' Away round 5.