Kill 1,000 civilians.
Destroy 100 cars.
Destroy 100 Helicopters.
Complete 100 stages on Endless Mode.
Kick away 10 incoming rockets.
Kill 10 Shepherds of the Holy Lizard.
Complete 10 stages on Endless Mode.
Kill 20,000 civilians.
Destroy 20 cars.
Make 20 pairs of humans collide in midair.
Destroy 25 blimps.
Eat 25 airborne people.
Destroy 25 Helicopters.
Complete 40 stages on Endless Mode.
Kill 5,000 civilians.
Catch 50 airborne people.
Throw or kick 50 humans into the blades of a helicopter.
Destroy 50 military trucks.
Destroy 50 military helicopters.
Destroy 50 police cars.
Destroy 50 police helicopters.
Destroy 50 SWAT helicopters.
Destroy 50 SWAT vans.
Kick a single person 10 times in a row.
Kill 1,000 enemies.
Kill 100 enemies.
Kill 300 enemies.
Complete the arcade story mode.
Complete the simulation in under 1 minute.
100% the UFO stage.