Managed to not fall in the goop.
Managed to not float away and cross the docks.
Got yourself a date. Nice.
Forged your way through this far. Nice.
Figured out the access code to Ye Wielder. (PS you can overload the system)
You learned to click your enemies!
Faced King
Made your way through 50% of CM
Conquered CMs
You tried Nightmare Mode. One gold star for you.