Distract the guard.
Open the keep door.
Order a pizza.
Talk to the Gods.
Wake up the Junior Vampire.
Talk to a toad.
Flood the bathroom.
Discover the secret door of the library.
Shred the mouse.
Transform yourself into a mouse.
Turn off the alarm.
Paint a picture with Bob.
Take the dress.
Take the raven eggs.
Knock out the carnivorous plant.
Receive a message from the Vatican.
Get the junior vampire to run away.
Change the TV channel.
Get the special key.
Obtain the Necronomicon.
Get the relic.
Put an asparagus up your nose.
Get the ending 1.
Get the ending 2.
Get the ending 3.
Get the ending 4.
Get the ending 5.