Get your first gnorp

Have 100 slammers

Coax successfully 20 times in a row

Have 20 drones die at the same time

Reach your first compression event

Beat (the) Gnorp Apologue

Have mountaineers collect the most

Prestige for the first time

Reach the first compression event within 5 minutes of clicking the rock

Prestige and have a total of 10 talent points

Embed Gnorpcalibur in the rock

Acquire shards without having built the stash

Have 10 bombers bathed in fire at the same time

Brutally, viciously murder a drone before its time by clicking on it

Have 3 unspent Zybellium

Have a riflegnorp shoot grenade arrows

This is your own fault.