There is no keypad here, but you did it anyway

Remembered your first when it mattered

More like... Finished the "game".

What kind of boss fight was that?

Got enough of Starfather's speech to make a proper mixtape

Your Words Go Here

Pushed the button because you got bored

Old Pro had to do it for you

You will be known as the person who made that thing.

From this point on, you will have to exhaust your own content.

This can only be...

The boundaries of this simulation have no hold on you.

Hell hath no fury like a tester scorned.

Embrace the null state